Don't Move to This Place

I never knew Navasota was full of danger, but it must be. Today on the drive to College Station we drove by Schulte Roofing in Navasota.  They have a sign on the side of their building which reads:

Home of the Bulletproof Roof

I kid you not.  If I have to have a bulletproof roof to be safe in a town, I don't want to live there!  Of course, in Navasota it's probably confused hunters and not criminals you have to worry about.  But still....