"My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize."
Really. He really said that. I saw the video.
On the one hand, I find this one of the funniest things I've seen on TV in a long time.
On the other hand, I find this one of the saddest things I've seen on TV in a long time.
I liked Admiral Willard's response:
"We don't anticipate that."
What they really need to do is just make sure that the military is spread out all over the island. No big clumps on one side or the other. Then there really won't be a problem.