Scott: Hello?
Man: May I speak to Robert?
Scott: He can't come to the phone right now.
Man: I assume you're his son?
Scott: (No remark)
Man: I assume your mother also is away?
Scott: She can't come to the phone either.
Man: Maybe they are out making you a little brother or sister.
Scott: I don't think I should answer that.
Man: So you're pleading the 5th, huh?
Scott: I guess.
Man: Okay. Bye.
What sort of weirdo is that? I think from now on our machine will be answering calls from anyone named "Private Caller".