Girls Night Out - Another Thought

I was thinking about "Girls Night Out".  I suspect I have some people who read my blog who are not members of my Church - the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.  I wanted to make it clear that this "Girls Night Out" - which is attended by other women in my Church - involves no alcohol.  None at all.  And you know what?  We don't need it.  I can't imagine having any more fun than we do!  We get wild by drinking full on Diet Coke, Dr. Pepper, or Barq's Root Beer, instead of the caffeine free variety!  We are rebels!  

I just wanted to clarify that for any non-LDS readers I might have.  

Girls Night Out!

So.  Much.  Fun.

That is all.

Girls Night Out!

I loved Liz' post about Girls' Night Out.  I felt a challenge from Lori when she mentioned me putting it in song, so I wrote a little ditty to be sung to the tune of the Gilligan's Island theme song (I know you all know that).  Enjoy!

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,

A tale of a fun night out.

When chicks all come from far and wide

For fun, without a doubt.  

The place may change from month to month,

But one thing is for sure

If you're down or feeling blue

Girls' Night is the cure.  

We'll meet this coming Thursday,

Seven is the time.

So leave your kids with dad and come

to Five Guys Burgers and Fries.

The place will fill with lots of laughs

And stories will be told

By Jennifer and Shelley too,

Courtney, Lori, and Laura,

Sarah, Liz, and the rest,

There eating burgers and fries!

See you Thursday!  I still think we should carpool.  Anyone want to meet at the Stake Center and ride over together?

 

Ladies Night Out

"Oh yes it's ladies night, and the feelings right,

Oh yes it's ladies night, oh what a night."

I was trying to find little musical symbols to put around those lyrics, but I don't know how to do that on blogger.  Oh well.  Hopefully you will all recognize the song and sing it out!

Ladies Night Out.

Tonight.

9'ers Grill.

7:00

Be there or be square.  (I am so hip and with it).

Girls' Night Out

I went to 9ers Grill for Girls' Night Out.  There were six of us there (we missed those of you who didn't make it), and we had a great time.  Our conversation was a little ... unusual.  We didn't talk much about our families.  We spent most of the time talking about rodents, reptiles, and insects. Yes, you read that right - rodents, reptiles, and insects. Here's a brief breakdown:

1.  Beware of gelatinous raccoon carcasses found in your chimney (with a noxious monkey smell).

2.  If you hear rodents in your walls, people may not believe you.

3.  Is it better to release captured mice or kill them.

4.  Dead birds in your dryer hose will also cause a noxious monkey smell.  And sucking them up with your ShopVac will not be pleasant.

5.  There are too many snakes (of all types) in Waterside.

6.  Above mentioned snakes are often hard to kill.

7.  If you do need a snake killed, call Courtney.

8.  Killing a spider may yield surprises in the form of hundreds of spider babies.

9.  Don't kill a spider in your car.  You may be finding spider babies for weeks.

10.  Don't mess with a brown recluse spider bite.  And you won't win the Mom of the Year award if you send your kid to school after he's spent the night in the ER and his leg is still swollen to twice it's normal size.

11.  If a bird is flying around inside your house and becomes stressed, well, you are going to have a big mess to clean up.  And it won't be pretty.

These are not in order, but that's the high points.  Don't you wish you had been there?